Comfort Food Hot Sauce

Do you munch on jalapenos for breakfast? Do you guzzle pepper for lunch?

Do you secretly carry a tiny bottle of pure capsaicin for flavor emergencies?

Then you'll get a kick out of this hot sauce!

We're not sure where it resides on the Scoville scale for spiciness, but it WOULD like to reside in your house. On your couch.

15 squishy inches of encased spice. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!