Keeping a Cupcake around the house is a test of self-control! Oh that fresh-baked aroma of vanilla and lemon! Oh the sweet lusciousness of butter and sugar! You may think you're busy organizing your teddy bear collection, but before you even know it you'll be back in the kitchen chowing down! Get in my mouth right now, little Cupcake!
However, if you prefer your pastry without the temptation, might I suggest this giant fluffy version? Unlike its edible cousin, you can hug, cuddle, and squeeze him without fear of getting covered in sprinkles. No self-control needed! 15 squishy inches of impulse control! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!